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"Bond.... James Bond" -JAMES BOND
"You cant handle the truth." -A FEW GOOD MEN
"If im not back in 5 minuets just wait longer" -ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE
"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast
You eat s**t for breakfast
"The force will be with you always" -STAR WARS
"Your shagadelic baby" -AUSTIN POWERS
"When 900 years you reach look as good you will not. Hmm?" -STAR WARS
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi your my only hope" -STAR WARS
"I see dead people" -SIXTH SENSE
"You talkin to me?" -TAXI DRIVER
"Ill be back" -THE TERMINATOR
"Stop trying to hit me and hit me" -MATRIX
"If there is one thing I despise it is a fair fight." -SPACEBALLS
"I always tell the truth even when i lie" -SCARFACE
"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take my heart. A day may come when the courage of men fail... When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. This day we fight!" -LORD OF THE RINGS RETURN OF THE KING
"I cannot carry it for you mr. Frodo but i can carry you" -LORD OF THE RINGS RETURN OF THE KING
"Certain death small chance of succes what are we waiting for"
"To the top of mount wanna-hock-a-loogie!" -FINDING NEMO
"Okay don't make any sudden movements hop inside my mouth if you want to live" -FINDING NEMO
"I will call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy" -FINDING NEMO
"Hasta la vista baby" -THE TERMINATOR
"How did your parots head fall off?"
"I duno he was gettin pretty old" -DUMB & DUMBER
"What did we learn about women today"
"Inishiating the conversation is half the battle" -BIG DADDY
"You aint cool till you pee your pants"
"If peein in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis"

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